Sean, the president of capsoffplease.com, thought it would be funny for all of us to play a joke on his friend and get him nominated for their high school hall of fame. Well his joke back fired when we decided to nominate Sean instead. Below are the transcripts of our nomination submissions for Sean. Good Luck Sean! We hope you win!

From Doug:

Accomplishments:
I wouldn’t call getting AIDS an accomplishment.

Faith:
Hill

Service:
Sean frequently services men on the corner of Wilshire and 5th.

Leadership:
If ever there was someone I would blindly follow off a cliff, it’s Sean

Degrees:
Sean holds two degrees from ITT tech and is currently competing with a mustached Hispanic man for his own spot on an ITT tech commercial outlining his accomplishments of mediocrity.

Current Profession:
Sean professed to me last night that he prefers the comfort of many men to the comfort of a few

Your Relationship to Nominee:
He gave me CGHS.

From Dan:

Accomplishments:
He has eaten more tacos than pretty much anyone that I know. He also can do 35 pushups in ONE SITTING!

Faith:
He thinks God is a pretty cool guy. He kills nazi’s and isn’t afraid of anything.

Service:
Sean has served nearly 50 competitive dancers with his mad skillz.

Leadership:
Sean is almost as good of a leader as Hitler was. Almost.

Involvement with CGHS since graduation:
Sean has had 2 sons that he will donate to the church until they get too old to be “appreciated.”

Degrees:
Juvenile – 400 Degreez is his favorite album. Graduated in 2004.

Current Profession:
Little league soccer coach

Your Relationship to Nominee:
His wife takes a pottery class with my girlfriend. Pottery is the ceramic ware made by potters.[1] The place where such wares are made is also called a “pottery” (plural “potteries”).[2] “Pottery” can also refer to the material of which the potteryware is made.[3][4] Major types of pottery include earthenware, stoneware and porcelain. Pottery is one of the oldest human technologies and art forms, and remains a major industry today. The definition used by archaeologists tends to exclude ceramic objects such as figurines which are made by similar processes, and perhaps the same people, but are not vessels, or made on a potter’s wheel.

The classes are pretty neat, they are on Tuesdays at 8:30 if you are interested just get in contact with Sean.