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Jul 11
8
Casey Anthony Jokes
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Forgot to post our Resident Ginger’s hilarious jokes for the Casey Anthony trail. All OJ related.
“Casey Anthony was found not guilty of murder. In 13 years she will be arrested for stealing sports memorabilia from a hotel room.”
“…experts said it was the testimony of Kato Kaelin that swayed the jury to Casey Anthony’s not guilty verdict.”
“Casey Anthony has just been offered a role in the upcoming Naked Gun 44 1/4 movie”
“I don’t see what the big deal is anyway. In 2014 when government healthcare gets implemented, killing babies will be legal.”
If you think it’s too soon to make OJ jokes, tell our Ginger to grow a soul. capsoffplease@gmail.com
May 11
11
Remakes that will never happen
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I finally found a film that Hollywood will never remake.
The Toy starring Richard Pryor.
This movie is about a rich white guy (Jackie Gleason) who hires a poor black man (Richard Pryor) to be a toy for his spoiled pre-teen son.
It doesn’t take a lot to explain why Hollywood would never remake a movie about a black guy who is bought for a rich white guys son as a plaything so I won’t waste our time. Sure, Richard Pryor teaches the boy not to be a little shit all the time and they actually become friends, but he also takes a bath with the kid. YIKES!
There is absolutely no way you could remake this movie in this day and age where everyone is pretty sure that everyone else is a pedophile. Stupid liberal Hollywood. Maybe if Michael Jackson were still alive he would finance a remake….cause he was a pedophile.
PLUS there is the whole buying a black guy as a toy issue that people seem to get their panties in a twist over. I am not sure why…. oh wait.
